Odd Dream

Alrighty I had this really odd dream and I just felt like sharing it with ya!

Well the dream was I was a stripper, and I was dancing to the song "Lil Red Riding Hood" By Sam the Sham and The Pharaohs. Okay I have to tell ya about the outfit cuz for some reason it seemed really hot to me. I had on this red corset and it tied up the front with black lace. A little red skirt that was kinda like the school girl skirt but just solid red, white thigh highs and red high heals. Oh and to top it off I had a red riding cloak.

Well the weird thing about the dream was KC didnt know I worked as a stripper. He thought I still worked at Applebees. Well he and I were still dating, infact we were about the be wed, and it was the night before our wedding. He was having his "last night of freedom" with the boys. They ended up comming to the club where I worked and they were watching me. But they didnt notice it was me till I was half naked and I really didnt notice it was them. KC just sat there staring at me, and his friends were like "Dude shes hott. Dude her tits look even bigger when nothin is on them."

Now that was an odd dream, and in no way do I want any of KC's friends to see me stripping for them :-P sorry Kc is the only one out of that group that im interested in. :-)

But still I wouldnt mind having the outfit :-P


Here are the Lyrics if anyone is interested in knowing what song I was dancing to in the dream
Lyrics

Steffy is bad yet again!

Sorry for the lack of postage! (slaps her hand)
I had a friend spending the weekend here and he was sleeping in the computer/sparebed room. So I couldnt walk in and log on at 2am like always. Well he is gone for a while and im free to sit and type my life away :P

Well hmm were should I start?
Lets see how about Work... yes work that lovely 4 letter word that makes you happy and sad all at once. I got to take some tables today YAY! That means I made a little more cash.. Cash that will just go right out of my bank account and into my bills but hey thats alright. Other then that its really same old same old.. Oh wait I forgot. Remember a few weeks ago I was ranting about a Giftcard contest and how I sold the most but they didnt want me to be apart of the contest? Well they desided to put a % of my sales into it so like I got one ticket for every 2o I sold. Anywho they did the drawing for the prizes and I won and MP3 player and A really nice Sony alarm clock that costs about $100 bucks. Its got a cd player and 2 alarm setting so KC has one and I have one. And you can set it up to play the CD as your alarm. And I think thats great cuz the radio around here sucks in the morning. I hate waking up to some annoying chick laughing about her hair and how her coffee tastes :P

On the topic of us getting a house, we cant for another 6 months. Why you ask? Well, the bank wont give us a loan do to the fact that we dont have any credit, but we have no debt witch is good. But we have what is called alternative credit. Alternative credit is like your power bills, your rent, your phone bill, your bank accounts. Well the bank wants 4 types of alternative credit that has been in our name for atleast a year. So the problem with that is we only have 2. So that is why we have to wait 6 months. Oh well, we found a nice house to rent and we have a roomate moving in, in feb.

Other then that things are same old same old really. There is some issues with KC and I but I dont think Im gonna rant them on here. I know im a pretty open person, but I guess im just not sure of my feelings enough to rant about them yet.

Well hope all is well with the rest of ya! *Hugs*

To the video store we go!

So Kc had a long day at work, and I had along day trying to make my car go vroom again. We desided to take a small break from our lives as gamers and watch some more movies. What does this mean? Off to HollyWood Videos again! Weeee!
Tonight our choices where:
Cube (I had never seen it)
Collateral
The Manchurian Candidate

Okay we watched the Cube first, I have to say rather prodictable but still an interesting concept. Sick what happends to the Convict guy. Let me tell you thats one headache that he will never get over. I didnt like how the Mathwize or the Office dude died either. Thats just shitty. I think more people should have befallen the cubes wrath, and not the wrath of thier teammates.

Next we watched Collateral. I have to say that was a pretty good movie, Great jobs done by Jamie Foxx and Tom Cruise. But when does Tom Cruise do a bad job? Watching Jamie in this movie made me want to go see "Ray". So thats now on my Movie must see list.
One of the best lines in the movie:

Jamie: "You killed him!"
Tom: "No, I shot him, the bullet and the fall is what killed him"

Ive heard alot of good things about The Manchurian Candidate but that one will wait for a few days.

So thats what my night was like...

Now Tomarrow is going to be OH so fun filled! (Bah)
I have to get up and drive KC to work since I need to use his car once again, then I have to go to work (Oh so fun all in itself) Then I get to go look at more houses with my mom Weeee!
I guess looking at the houses really wont be that bad. I mean I like to look at the houses and see what I would change to them, but I know I'll never really have the money to change them how I want to, at least I wont if I just work at Applebees. I really need to hit the books and start studying again. But Realestate Law is just SOoooo boring to read about, and I REALLY dont have the money to pay to go to school right now. I mean the schools that I got accepted to are like $430 per credit. Do you know how much that costs? Plus they are out of state so I would have to pay for a place. And me going to an out of state school means No more KC,. I know he wouldnt want to move for me to go to school, and I dont blame him. I just kinda wish there was a better School then a comunity college around me. Ah well, if I get my Realestate lic. Then I can save up the money.. I just need to start studying for it!

Well thats my rant for now
Goodnight everyone!

Wonder Boy What is the secret of your powers?!?

Okay ive been on a Tenacous D rant! For those of you that dont know the band its Jack Blacks band.... Anywho Ive got a few of his songs stuck in my head, we have been gamin to them..Right now the one that I wish to share with all you lovely readers is entitled "Fuck her Gently" And since I loveeeee sex it goes GREAT with my attitude :-P

"Fuck Her Gently"
This is a song for the ladies But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to fuck her hard In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love And fuckin give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna Fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fuckin teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard Hard


Remember that guys Ya dont always have to fuck her hard! (but some of us like the hard fucking just remember that)

On the Corner of Bum Fuck and You've got a Perrrty mouth

We'll I havent posted in a while mainly cuz I havent really thought too much about anything. So now im posting ALL my random odd thoughts and things about my last week.

Where do I start? hmmm Lets start with I rear ended a car... Yes yes for my 1st time I hit someone else. And to make it worse it was a new Eclipse...Ya see Steffy cant make things easy and go bump into some Shitty teenage car..No she has to hit one of the cars She WISHES she could be driving. Anywho back the the story. This chick slams on her breaks at a stopsign. I hit mine and skid into her car. Well all I did was make her back bumper alittle grey from my paint. So I havent heard back from here on how much it will cost to fix it. But my car Oooo its fucked up. The front pannel is fallin off and the lights are all broke. I feel bad for it. Bad Steffy she no nice to her car.

Anyways The night I hit the Eclipse we went bowling..KC won as always...But I did okay for me so im happy! I didnt leave ANY open frames. After bowlin I kicked his ass at Pool! I really wish we had a house with a pool table that would be awsome.

Hmm what else...Oh yes we Watched Without a paddlee! Sooo fucking funny!!! We all were laughing our asses off. I suggest if you havent seen it and you want a great laugh rent it. Thats where my title for this blog comes from.

What else what else...Oh yes I want to say congrats to my bestfriends Patti and David They got engaged last night. Ahhhh how cute. :-P I say its about damn time! I mean they only dated goin on 4 years and have only lived together for 3 of the 4. Anywho *Hugs and Kisses to them*

Well Ive got a song stuck in my head and I wish to rant about it but im gonna make a new post cuz this one is long enough :P

Just Wonderin'

Okay I know all the people who SAY they read my blog could post a comment if they just took the time to do so...

So im gonna ask a question, and if JB is the only one who replys im gonna be alittle sad. :-P

What is the best kind of music to have sex to? and What is the best kind of music to strip to?

The Stupidity of Thiefs

And yet again this is not a post about sex! Please dont be too shocked...

Anywho this event happend a few days ago but I hadnt taken the time to rant about it so I am now. What is this event I am speaking of? My car got broken into. Yes some idiot desided my OLD, Honda Accord might have something of value to them and broke into it.

Well when I woke up and went to my car on my way to work, all of the junk that was in my car was dumped on my driver's seat. How fun for me. I noticed the cover to my dash had been taken off, but the dimwitt couldnt seem to figure out how to take out my stereo. Cuz it was still there. Lucky for me most car thiefs are stupid. Anywho they only thing they took after going through my car was a pair of jeans, my cell phone, and $23.50 that was in the jeans. They left my checkbook, the $100 I keep in the ashtray, and they took my bumper sticker I had just bought and hadnt had time to put on my car.. it said " I want to be just like Barbie, That bitch has everything"

Well this is the 2nd time Ive gotten my car broken into, the 1st time was at work, they took the CD's that were on my visor (sp) and left the 2 books full of CD's that were on the back seat, they also took my trash can. :-P

Well since KC's car was broken into 2 months ago, and mine was broken into last week, we are now looking for a new place. Fun fun For everyone...

I still think Thiefs are stupid

Same Ol' Steffy

Well like Jellybean said my posts are not the same unless in some way im talking about sex. Well Where I go again..Im talking about that 3 letter word that I love...Sex. So if any of you who might be reading this, are offended by sex...I want to say to you. WTF why are you bothering to read my blog? and This is the time for you to leave my blog...

Now for you WONDERFUL people who enjoy sex im going to go on with my post. :-) And just so you know it cant be a long winded post right now but I will add on later (Due to the fact that I have to go to work)


Alrighty I saved this as a draft, but I dont care to delete the IM OFF TO WORK part...I think it adds to the fact that I think, and talk about SEX all day long.

Okay back to what I was saying. Im a Nympho, most of those who know me already knew that. Now those of you who dont know me who might be reading this, also might be thinking, Where does she get off calling herself a Nympho; Every female who is sexualy active thinks that about themselfs. And to that I say you are right, but not every female is sad unless they have sex at least once a day, and even if they do have sex they think about Masterbating or giving thier partner head right afterwards. And I must say that I am guilty of that.

Anywho Im alittle depressed because We didnt have sex Yesterday, and KC woke up late this morning so we couldn't have a GREAT morning... OH well I guess when he gets home from work I can 'suprise' him... Well im done ranting about sex for now I guess...

Strange Feeling

Okay and no im not talking about Sex...

Kc's mom gave us our Christmas Cards from her, and mine said "To My Daughter in Law"... Then on the inside she wrote "I hope you will become a perminate (sp) Part of our family soon"

It kinda gave me this weird feeling. It was a good feeling, but also a Weird one. Cuz KC and I have talked about getting Engaged but it hasnt happend and I dont think it will happen for aLONG time. But anywho I just wanted to share that. :P