Hoodia
Okay we all know im one of those people who say random off the wall shit reguardless if it gets me into trouble. So here is another story from Steffy, this time featuring an info-mercal and my lovely Applebuddys Roy, Heather, and Ian.
Well it was a slow day at applebees and the front tv had a weight loss add playing. A black lady was talking about how a new drug on the market helped her lose 60lbs in 2 months. Well name for this drug was Hoodia. Heather kept saying it was Hoo-dy-a. I being bored and feeling alittle on the sarcastic side said no my friend, its Hood-ia. I looked at the black lady, and no im far from racist, but she was wearing tight jeans with holes in them and a red shirt that just screemed trailer park. So I got on my trailerpark accent and said "Oh its wonderful, my babydaddy got it for me, Hood-ia best stuff I gotten, So easy too, makes me all hyper, wonderful. Lil pill they tell you to crush up, so many ways you can take it too. Just take it a few times a day and boy you feel so happy. Loss all this weight, I can keep up with Jr. now and still have time to get freaky with my homegirls. Hood-ia is the way to go!" then I had a real serious voice . "Warning side effects my include, Headaches, moodswings, vomiting, shaking, twitches, feening, aches, rash comments, and passing out. Infrom your doctors, or local drug dealers today for Hood-ia..IGHT?!?"
I think I made Ian wet himself from laughing at this one. Roy just shook his head and said I was going to hell for making fun of people. And Heather was crying from laughing. I know im a bitch. But meh.
Well it was a slow day at applebees and the front tv had a weight loss add playing. A black lady was talking about how a new drug on the market helped her lose 60lbs in 2 months. Well name for this drug was Hoodia. Heather kept saying it was Hoo-dy-a. I being bored and feeling alittle on the sarcastic side said no my friend, its Hood-ia. I looked at the black lady, and no im far from racist, but she was wearing tight jeans with holes in them and a red shirt that just screemed trailer park. So I got on my trailerpark accent and said "Oh its wonderful, my babydaddy got it for me, Hood-ia best stuff I gotten, So easy too, makes me all hyper, wonderful. Lil pill they tell you to crush up, so many ways you can take it too. Just take it a few times a day and boy you feel so happy. Loss all this weight, I can keep up with Jr. now and still have time to get freaky with my homegirls. Hood-ia is the way to go!" then I had a real serious voice . "Warning side effects my include, Headaches, moodswings, vomiting, shaking, twitches, feening, aches, rash comments, and passing out. Infrom your doctors, or local drug dealers today for Hood-ia..IGHT?!?"
I think I made Ian wet himself from laughing at this one. Roy just shook his head and said I was going to hell for making fun of people. And Heather was crying from laughing. I know im a bitch. But meh.
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