Wonder Boy What is the secret of your powers?!?

Okay ive been on a Tenacous D rant! For those of you that dont know the band its Jack Blacks band.... Anywho Ive got a few of his songs stuck in my head, we have been gamin to them..Right now the one that I wish to share with all you lovely readers is entitled "Fuck her Gently" And since I loveeeee sex it goes GREAT with my attitude :-P

"Fuck Her Gently"
This is a song for the ladies But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to fuck her hard In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love And fuckin give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna Fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fuckin teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard Hard


Remember that guys Ya dont always have to fuck her hard! (but some of us like the hard fucking just remember that)